Anecdote: Muslim Is Anywhere ...

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly.
"My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go ... too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused ... WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Irak but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple fidgeted.
The other guy reponded, "Oh, yeah ... you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them ... the last time I was in France I ran into bunch of them too!"
The Muslim couple glanced over their shoulder, noticeably irritated. The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia ... WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around. "Why don't go to HELL?", he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!"
:D

Catatan Seorang Pemuda Muslim

(0) Kemunduran umat islam bisa dilihat dari masjid sebagai tempat beribadahnya dan solatnya sebagai ritual beribadahnya.
(1) Masjid umat muslim baik berukuran besar maupun kecil sebagian besar tidak terurus: kotor dan berantakan.
(2) Masjid dibangun dengan biaya hasil meminta-minta sumbangan di pinggir jalan. Sehingga pembangunannya lama.
(3) Jika ada masjid yang dibangun dari sumbangan donatur maka seringkali itu hanyalah ajang berlomba membangun masjid.
(4) Pada waktu solat hanya sedikit saja umat yang ikut mendirikan solat dengan berjamaah. Hanya orang-orang tua saja. Ke mana para pemuda?
(5) Saf solat tidak rapat. Masih banyak yang saat solat pun egois dengan tidak mau berdekatan dengan sesama saudara umat muslim.
(6) Saf solat yang jarang-jarang itu pun tidak teratur. Mukmin yang masbuk pun dengan sembarangannya memilih posisi solat.
(7) Para masbuker seenaknya berdiri tanpa memperhatikan saf yang sudah ada. Jika tidak seperti itu maka mereka solat sendiri.
(8) Setelah solat selesai, umat dengan tergesa-gesa meninggalkan masjid untuk kembali kepada urusan dunia masing-masing.